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  • Biscuit the Wonder Dog costco purina diet

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    02-09-2010, 05:44 PM
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Green Broke
Trip to Costco

TRIP TO COSTCO


Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.


Costco won't let me shop there anymore.


Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
     
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    02-09-2010, 06:07 PM
  #2
Foal
That is an awesome story! I laughed for a good 5 minutes!!!
     
    02-11-2010, 02:08 AM
  #3
Weanling
Tell me more lmao thgat was so funny
     
    03-11-2010, 04:18 PM
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Weanling
Hahaha that's reallly funny
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    03-13-2010, 10:57 AM
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Super Moderator
Great .
     
    03-14-2010, 09:13 PM
  #6
Showing
Hahaha omg that's great
     
    03-18-2010, 11:20 PM
  #7
Banned
Rofl that's hilarious! Is it your story?
     

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