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post #1 of 3 Old 12-02-2008, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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Two corny little jokes...

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?

A: Gummi Bear



Q: What do you call a fish without one eye?

A: Fhs!
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Haha! I've got one!

Q. Why did the pencil go to court?



A. It had a pencil case.
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LOL!

Q: Why do bulls have bells?



A: Their horns don't work
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