She wanted to see the world... he installed Google Earth!
School is like a haunted house, every hour another creep!
What do you give to a man that has everything? A woman to explain how everything works!
Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
I lost last year 8 pounds, I did not found them this year!
There are 3 kinds of people, people who can count and other people who can't count!
Do radioactive cats 18 and 1/2 lives?
My husband is the head of the family, but I'm the neck
Real men don't eat honey, they chew on bees!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't make war, feed the duckies
Real motordrivers don't have fear of flying
Men who don't hurt a fly aren't fast enough
Teachers are like babies, when do not get their attention, they are going to start to yell!!!!!!!!!
God knows all, teachers knows better
My grand father loaned me his daughter, now it's time for his money
I never sniffed coke but the ice cubes were blocking my nostrils
Asking a nerd how he caught a virus, is never funny.
Old enough to know better, too young to care!
A man is just like type ex... first it is your type, then it is your ex!
Don't let the mind of a man never wander, they are too small to be left alone!
Where's a will, there's a way, but on mine there's a roadblock!
KISS YOUR HORSE AND HUG HIM FOREVER!!!!! :) :) :) :)