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post #1 of 5 Old 08-21-2009, 08:26 AM Thread Starter
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Very funny!

She wanted to see the world... he installed Google Earth!

School is like a haunted house, every hour another creep!

What do you give to a man that has everything? A woman to explain how everything works!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy!

I lost last year 8 pounds, I did not found them this year!

There are 3 kinds of people, people who can count and other people who can't count!

Do radioactive cats 18 and 1/2 lives?

My husband is the head of the family, but I'm the neck

Real men don't eat honey, they chew on bees!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't make war, feed the duckies

Real motordrivers don't have fear of flying

Men who don't hurt a fly aren't fast enough

Teachers are like babies, when do not get their attention, they are gonna start to yell!!!!!!!!!

God knows all, teachers knows better

My grand father loaned me his daughter, now it's time for his money

I never sniffed coke but the ice cubes were blocking my nostrils

Asking a nerd how he caught a virus, is never funny.

old enough to know better, too young to care!

A man is just like type ex... first it is your type, then it is your ex!

Don't let the mind of a man never wander, they are too small to be left alone!

Where's a will, there's a way, but on mine there's a roadblock!

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post #2 of 5 Old 08-21-2009, 06:47 PM
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more good ones. lol keep them coming. LOL

I am concerned for the security of our great Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious forces working from within. Douglas MacArthur
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post #3 of 5 Old 08-22-2009, 08:11 PM
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Haha... Good stuff .

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona - Varjo seuraa onneain

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Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you’re next.
Please don’t make me kill you.
And your point is…?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Remember my name – you’ll be screaming it later.
You KNOW you want me.
Don’t worry. It’ll only seem kinky the first time…
Of course I don’t look busy… I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I’m not wearing underwear.
I’m out of estrogen and I have a gun
(1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t!
(2) I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
(3) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
(4) You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(5) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
(6) I’m not a complete idiot–some parts are missing.
(7) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(8) NyQuil – The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
(9) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(10) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
(11) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(12) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
(13) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
(14) MOP AND GLOW – Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
(15) Frankly, Scallop, I Don’t Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
(16) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up
(17) Procrastinate Now
(18) Rehab Is for Quitters
(19) My Dog Can Lick Anyone

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post #5 of 5 Old 09-24-2009, 02:24 AM
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not bad! lets see if you have any more! he he he, ha ha ha.

trust them,and they won't worry.
believe in them, and they will feel confedent.
love them, and they will love you back.
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