This guy went over to a bar and was talking to the bar tender, when the bar tender said hey I got a jackass out back I bet you a hundred dollars that you can't make him laugh. The guy looked at him and said it's a deal.
So the guy walked out back and whispered in the donkeys ear and the donkey cut loose laughing Guy come back in got his money.Then the bar tender said I bet you a 1000 dollars can't make him cry the guy said it's a deal.
So the guy went out back whispered in the donkeys ear the donkey cut loose crying.The guy come back in got his money.
The bar tender ask him please tell me how in the world you did that.The guy said well the first time I whispered in the donkeys ear and told him that I bet my d--- is bigger than yours and he laughed. the next time I went back out I showed him...