Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In the Phantomof the Opera's lair beneath the Opera Garnier
Want a quickie?
Two Irish men, Shamus and Paddy walk into a cafe where a gorgeous blonde serves them.
"What you'll be havin shamus?" Paddy asked.
Shamus smiled a blonde. "I'll be having a quickie Miss."
The blonde gasps in horror and slaps him around the face before getting her burly boyfreind to chuck them out into the street on their noses.
Shamus and Paddy pick themselves up and Paddy turns to Shamus. "I keep be telling you Shamus its a Quiche."