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    04-02-2009, 09:45 PM
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Were these headlines proofread ?

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Is that possible?


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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma's new construction program!

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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    04-02-2009, 09:56 PM
  #2
Foal
Bwahaha. The last ones definitely the best
     
    04-03-2009, 12:08 AM
  #3
Yearling
Love the Panda mating fail, Vet takes over its like hmmmmmm
     
    04-03-2009, 09:37 PM
  #4
Foal
That is just great I love it!!!
     
    04-13-2009, 02:00 AM
  #5
Foal
Lol those were funny! The last one was good, but I liked the police running down jay walkers!
     
    05-11-2009, 11:21 PM
  #6
Weanling
Lol those were funny but I didnt get the police running down the jay walkers :S
     
    05-12-2009, 03:29 PM
  #7
Super Moderator
Haha .
     

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