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        11-25-2008, 12:11 AM
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    What little Suzie taught the teacher

    Little suzie was sitting in class and the teacher was discussing the differences between people and the other animals in the animal kingdom.

    The teacher said "Did you know that humans are the only species that stutters?"

    Little Suzie was sitting in the front row. She thinks about this for a minute and then slowly raises her hand.

    After the teacher calls on her, Suzie says "Teacher, that is not true. My kitty cat stuttered just the other day."

    The teacher looks at Suzie funny and then says "Please explain Suzie, how did your kitty cat stutter?"

    Suzie says "Well, just the other day, me and Kitty were out in the back yard playing. We were enjoying the day because it was so pretty and warm outside. All of a sudden, the neighbor's Rottweiler jumped the back fence. Kitty started saying "SSSSS......SSSSS......SSSSS" and before she could say s**t, the Rottweiler ate her."
         
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        11-25-2008, 12:15 AM
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    Green Broke
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    Lmbo, glad I didn't have any coffee in my mouth.

    Good one
         
        11-26-2008, 08:18 AM
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    Oh...poor kitty!!!! Lol
         
        11-26-2008, 10:12 PM
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    Heehee!!=]
         

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