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What Religion is Your Bra.

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    10-30-2008, 12:45 AM
  #1
Green Broke
Talking What Religion is Your Bra.

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway




A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's
and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

' Look around,'
said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and materialimaginable'Actually, even with all of this variety thereare really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic,
the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian,
and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.'

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, an{H} are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why,but couldn't figure out what the letters stoodfor,it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...





They forgot the German bra.


Holtzemfromfloppen
     
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    10-30-2008, 01:16 AM
  #2
Green Broke
Too Funny!

Lets see, I guess the German Bra is closest to me, although the Babtist one is pretty close!
     
    10-30-2008, 02:03 AM
  #3
Green Broke
LOL. I am confused????

Baptist, makes mountains out of mole hills

But you chose the german model to ....ah, oh. hold them still.
     
    10-30-2008, 06:30 AM
  #4
Super Moderator
Hahaha That's good!
     
    11-05-2008, 07:54 AM
  #5
Yearling
Hahaha! Really funny!
     
    11-05-2008, 04:23 PM
  #6
Foal
Good one - or two for that matter
     
    11-05-2008, 09:11 PM
  #7
Foal
An atheist b/c it gave up
     
    11-06-2008, 08:09 AM
  #8
Weanling
LOL that's so clever!!
     
    11-06-2008, 04:12 PM
  #9
Yearling
Thats really funny hahahaha. Regal I like these
     
    11-07-2008, 04:16 PM
  #10
Green Broke
Lol....
     

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