I am very good at cleaning stalls. I clean stalls for other people for money (as well as my own). People like to joke that I sold my soul to the devil to clean stalls this well, even though I'm an atheist! I try not to let people know that I have a stall cleaning job around the barn because I would get too many requests. I usually get $10 per day of stall cleaning (I clean a stall twice a day, one time I only pick the manure out for compost and the other time I get the pee spot and whatever manure is there).
My knuckes are what my doctor jokingly refers to as triple jointed... I can pop them out and in place without feeling anything and can move my veins around on the back of my hand using just those muscles.
I can also pop virtually any bone in my body... my friends also say that I can pop bone that no one else can...
Bubblegum, you're a freak!! No, just kidding. I can dislocate both of my shoulders and one of my hips. I pop almost every joint (did it on purpose when I was younger and am now regretting it, sounds like a small arms war when I get up in the morning). But I think the weirdest thing that I can do is make a fist with my left hand, then point my first and pinky fingers straight out, then touch them tip to tip across my other fingers.
Like I was going to do the rock-n-roll hand
Then just make my fingers meet in the middle. I can't find a pic anywhere.