What they really mean...
I can't remember where I read this, but somewhere there was a hilarious list of "traits" that some people use to try to sell horses. So, I thought I would try my hand at "interpreting".
Bombproof- so quiet that it refuses to respond to cues.
Great jumping prospect- haven't found a fence to keep him in.
Needs a skilled rider- going to dump you first chance he gets.
Athletic- spooks at her own shadow.
Kids pony- short horse with a bad attitude.
Anyone else have some funny interpretations?
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort, you will not get either comfort or truth; only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair. -C.S. Lewis