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post #1 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 02:43 PM Thread Starter
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What you give a woman

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


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post #2 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 02:45 PM
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So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


LOL... my BF knows how that goes...thanks for sharing


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post #3 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 04:36 PM
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Hahahahhaa! This shows how much Regal has experience with life. I wouldn't be surprise if this came directly from him

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post #4 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 05:04 PM Thread Starter
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Reread Angel Leaguer's reply, She knows what I am saying, or rather her BF does.
LMBO.

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post #5 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 06:11 PM
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What you give a woman eh?

Hmmm

How about a nekkid farrier. You see his sillouette outlined at the doorway and you can tell that without any light that he had that lean muscular body that every woman drools over. As he stepped out into the light you let your gaze slowly caress his every line from that chisled jaw angle to that smooth tanned body.You watch each muscle ripple with each stride as he glides closer and closer to you. Each droplet of sweat trickles down his body following it own path lower and lower and lower. You let your eyes drop following each droplet and notice the tool belt buckled snugly to enhance the curvature of the slim waist, when you notice the gentle too and fro swing of the tool belt and also something else...................

Sorry got to go get coffee for a break...........................
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Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. Lol sorry :/

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post #7 of 24 Old 12-03-2008, 07:30 PM
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Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. Lol sorry :/
That's the point, I believe.

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Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??

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Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??

You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............
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post #10 of 24 Old 12-04-2008, 06:36 AM Thread Starter
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You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............

You are probably getting the hoof file and hammer handle
Confused with something else.

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