What you give a woman
 
 

       The Horse Forum > Life Beyond Horses > Jokes and Funnies

What you give a woman

This is a discussion on What you give a woman within the Jokes and Funnies forums, part of the Life Beyond Horses category
  • Give you a woman pm
  • Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply jokes

 
LinkBack Thread Tools
    12-03-2008, 02:43 PM
  #1
Green Broke
What you give a woman

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

     
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
    12-03-2008, 02:45 PM
  #2
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by RegalCharm    

So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more s**t than any one human being can handle.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.


LOL... my BF knows how that goes...thanks for sharing
     
    12-03-2008, 04:36 PM
  #3
Yearling
Hahahahhaa! This shows how much Regal has experience with life. I wouldn't be surprise if this came directly from him

Regards
     
    12-03-2008, 05:04 PM
  #4
Green Broke
Reread Angel Leaguer's reply, She knows what I am saying, or rather her BF does.
LMBO.
     
    12-03-2008, 06:11 PM
  #5
Banned
What you give a woman eh?

Hmmm

How about a nekkid farrier. You see his sillouette outlined at the doorway and you can tell that without any light that he had that lean muscular body that every woman drools over. As he stepped out into the light you let your gaze slowly caress his every line from that chisled jaw angle to that smooth tanned body.You watch each muscle ripple with each stride as he glides closer and closer to you. Each droplet of sweat trickles down his body following it own path lower and lower and lower. You let your eyes drop following each droplet and notice the tool belt buckled snugly to enhance the curvature of the slim waist, when you notice the gentle too and fro swing of the tool belt and also something else...................

Sorry got to go get coffee for a break...........................
     
    12-03-2008, 07:10 PM
  #6
amy
Foal
Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. Lol sorry :/
     
    12-03-2008, 07:30 PM
  #7
Started
Quote:
Originally Posted by amy    
Baha, thanks for sharing.
Spyder, your post makes no relevant sense. Lol sorry :/
That's the point, I believe.
     
    12-03-2008, 07:52 PM
  #8
Green Broke
Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??
     
    12-03-2008, 08:16 PM
  #9
Banned
Quote:
Originally Posted by RegalCharm    
Ok, spyder you been spying on me haven't you??

You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............
     
    12-04-2008, 06:36 AM
  #10
Green Broke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spyder    
You bet....with that swinging tool belt..............

You are probably getting the hoof file and hammer handle
Confused with something else.
     

Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Confession of a married woman Spyder Jokes and Funnies 5 12-03-2008 07:13 PM
Can anyone give this one a guess My2Geldings Horse Breeds 16 02-20-2008 02:45 AM
Could someone please give me some advice... jemaineclement Horse Training 5 02-13-2008 10:18 PM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.0