My Personal Favs(besides the 2 in my sig):
"There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence."
"Don't sell your mule to buy a plow."
"Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things weeds or flowers."
"A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor, a perfect horse never made a horseman."
"If wishes were horses, some folks would need a lot of hay."
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
"Flashlights: Tubular metal devices kept for the purpose of storing dead batteries."
What are your favorite quotes?