Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate, married O Schitt the owner of Needeep N Schitt inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children, Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dipp Schitt.
Against her parents wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Deep Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happen brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy, with his new wife, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt” you can correct them.
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