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why date a horseback rider!

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    01-27-2009, 01:10 AM
  #1
Yearling
why date a horseback rider!

1. We have 4 speeds and many positions
2. We wear tight trousers and tall boots
3. We love getting dirty
4. We know how to ride our mounts
5. We perform well with animals
6. We like to be in control
7. We
will ride it for hours
8. We know how to handle a big girth
9. We get off easy
10. We
are always on top
11. We like it rough
12. We have our legs spread
13. We love using whips
14. Straddling is our natural position
15. We don
t mind being bucked around
16. Endurance riders do it longer, cross country riders like it fast, eventers do it three days/three ways, dressage riders like it with precision and elegance, but all riders like a good stallion
     
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    01-27-2009, 05:07 PM
  #2
Weanling
Lolz

Haha
     
    02-01-2009, 11:06 AM
  #3
Yearling
Hahaha I have seen that on facebook.. haha it is pretty funny though :]
     
    03-09-2009, 06:26 PM
  #4
Green Broke
Awesome
     
    03-09-2009, 07:35 PM
  #5
Weanling
Hehehe very fun
     

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