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post #1 of 5 Old 01-27-2009, 01:10 AM Thread Starter
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why date a horseback rider!

1. We have 4 speeds and many positions
2. We wear tight trousers and tall boots
3. We love getting dirty
4. We know how to ride our mounts
5. We perform well with animals
6. We like to be in control
7. We
will ride it for hours
8. We know how to handle a big girth
9. We get off easy
10. We
are always on top
11. We like it rough
12. We have our legs spread
13. We love using whips
14. Straddling is our natural position
15. We don
t mind being bucked around
16. Endurance riders do it longer, cross country riders like it fast, eventers do it three days/three ways, dressage riders like it with precision and elegance, but all riders like a good stallion

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post #2 of 5 Old 01-27-2009, 05:07 PM
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lolz

haha
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post #3 of 5 Old 02-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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hahaha i have seen that on facebook.. haha it is pretty funny though :]


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post #4 of 5 Old 03-09-2009, 06:26 PM
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awesome

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post #5 of 5 Old 03-09-2009, 07:35 PM
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hehehe very fun
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