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        08-07-2013, 01:50 PM
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    Green Broke
    Why Sharks Circle Before Attacking

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.
    "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

    "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."




    And they did.

    "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."



    And they did.

    "Now we eat everybody."



    And they did.

    When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just
    Eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

    His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the sh*t out of them first!"
         
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        08-07-2013, 10:04 PM
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    Started
    That is GREAT!!
         
        08-07-2013, 10:12 PM
      #3
    Showing
    Hahaha
         
        09-29-2013, 06:12 PM
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    Foal
    Lol, mint
         
        09-30-2013, 11:25 PM
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    Yearling
    Nice one
         
        10-12-2013, 02:04 AM
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    Foal
    HAAHA I died a little. That's so funny
         
        10-12-2013, 02:10 AM
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    Green Broke
    I snorted.....i actually snorted at that. Its a goodun
         

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