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post #1 of 8 Old 02-14-2010, 01:04 AM Thread Starter
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Words with Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND;

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the sink and do the dishes while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.


She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.


He said . .Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

*Insert something witty*
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post #2 of 8 Old 02-26-2010, 07:00 AM
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haha the last two are the funniest imo
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post #3 of 8 Old 02-26-2010, 07:14 AM
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omg!!! Rofl

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post #4 of 8 Old 02-26-2010, 07:58 AM
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Good ones. LOL

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post #5 of 8 Old 03-05-2010, 09:43 AM
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I love these! I gotta get my mom and friends to see these

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post #6 of 8 Old 03-13-2010, 12:10 PM
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Hilarious .


"Ei oo, ei tuu, ei heru, eikä tipu
Tämä elo on kuin kivinen perunamaa
Ei oo, ei tuu, ei heru, eikä tipu
Sieltä ituisia perunoita aina vaan saan"

Stig - Perunamaa

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post #8 of 8 Old 03-15-2010, 12:33 PM
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hahaha.. im crying in tears.. hahaha
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