Working with dummies

What's the funniest experience you have had in the workplace , working with dummies

E.G.

In 1997 a girl I was working with , when asked , said that she was going to the cinema to see Titanic , someone else commented - don't bother the ship sinks -.
To this she responded " oh you've spoiled the film now ".
The Titanic sank in 1912 !


I also work with someone who attempted to eat a piece of apple that had been submerged in Liquid Nitrogen for 15 minutes - have you any idea how funny it is to watch someone run around with piece of apple ( must have been about -100 ) stuck to their tongue.

I could go on - but I would end up writing a book.

Well. I work at a barn, alone usually, so the funniest thing that has happened to me was...well, done by me.
My boss had turned off the hot wire for a while, and I got used to it, and recently she turned them back on...without telling me first. So I was ducking under the fence to go into a paddock and clean it out and brushed the hot wire. ...Lucky for me one of the horse owners was just arriving at the barn around the time I was hopping around saying things that shouldn't be said, and looking like an idiot. I was given one of the funniest looks by her, and I sure won't forget it!