There once was a red head, a brunette, and a blond. All three of them were stuck on an island and the only way to safety was to swim. The red head went first, she same half the way to safety and drowned. The brunette also swam half way and drowned. The blond, was all by herself so she thought she'd have a go to try and make it to safety. Although she couldn't swim, she tried.
She swam three quarters of the way to safety, but she got tired, so she swam back.....
:roll: :roll: Oh goodness that's something my sister would do. Her daughter who is three (this is a true story) goes out in the backyard and suddenly starts screaming 'its raining!! I'm getting wet'. As its a bright sunny day my sister ventures out to see whats going on and yells ou' GET OUT FROM UNDER THE WASHINGLINE YOU TWIT!!!'
Ohh my goodness that is funny! I was babysitting a 2yr old and a 7yr old and the 7yr old took the 2yr olds ball and he can barely talk. Like he can say "NO MINE!, mine, no, yes, mom, and dad," and that's his main vocabulary. (He says some other simple words but I can't think of them right now lol). But he goes and says "Gosh Darn!" completely clear and out of the blue! I guess it doesn't sound that funny but it was!