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post #1 of 9 Old 12-06-2007, 02:15 AM Thread Starter
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Yet another, blond

There once was a red head, a brunette, and a blond. All three of them were stuck on an island and the only way to safety was to swim. The red head went first, she same half the way to safety and drowned. The brunette also swam half way and drowned. The blond, was all by herself so she thought she'd have a go to try and make it to safety. Although she couldn't swim, she tried.

She swam three quarters of the way to safety, but she got tired, so she swam back.....
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post #2 of 9 Old 12-06-2007, 07:20 AM
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haha i love blonde jokes
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post #3 of 9 Old 12-13-2007, 05:55 AM
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haha i love blond jokes
altho sometime some of the stuff in them is stuff i would do :P got anymore good ones??
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post #4 of 9 Old 12-22-2007, 08:21 PM
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hahahahhaha thats great!!

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post #5 of 9 Old 12-29-2007, 05:38 AM
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lol i agree with KIIM though. theyre funny but sometimes i would do those things too ;)
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post #6 of 9 Old 01-19-2008, 03:11 AM Thread Starter
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Originally Posted by KIIM
haha i love blond jokes
altho sometime some of the stuff in them is stuff i would do :P got anymore good ones??

Not yet.....
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post #7 of 9 Old 01-20-2008, 12:14 AM
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haha im a blonde & i love the jokes but sometimes i dont get them so ya lol..
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post #8 of 9 Old 02-06-2008, 05:31 PM
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:roll: :roll: Oh goodness thats something my sister would do. Her daughter who is three (this is a true story) goes out in the backyard and suddenly starts screaming 'its raining!! i'm getting wet'. As its a bright sunny day my sister ventures out to see whats going on and yells ou' GET OUT FROM UNDER THE WASHINGLINE YOU TWIT!!!'

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post #9 of 9 Old 02-07-2008, 01:21 PM
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ohh my goodness that is funny! I was babysitting a 2yr old and a 7yr old and the 7yr old took the 2yr olds ball and he can barely talk. Like he can say "NO MINE!, mine, no, yes, mom, and dad," and thats his main vocabulary. (He says some other simple words but i can't think of them right now lol). But he goes and says "Gosh Darn!" completely clear and out of the blue! I guess it doesn't sound that funny but it was!
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