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    08-26-2008, 08:39 PM
  #1
Green Broke
Are You an Addicted, Compulsive Horse Lover?

This is for everyone who was upset by my previous post that was missing the best part.

It was originally a questionnaire about compulsive gambling, but the words were switched to fit for horses. ENJOY!

     
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    08-27-2008, 03:29 AM
  #2
Banned
That is so me. XD
     
    08-27-2008, 10:22 AM
  #3
Trained
ONLY 7!!! I answered yes to...well...a lot more than that!

Hi, My name is Dumas'_Grrl...and I'm a compulsive horse owner! :P
     
    09-13-2008, 07:03 AM
  #4
Yearling
Did you ever lose time from work or school due to horses?
Yes

Have horses ever made your homelife unhappy?
No

Did horses ever affect your reputation?
No

Have you ever felt remorse after buying a horse?
that rhymes!

Did you ever sell a horse to get money with which to pay off debts or otherwise solve financial difficulties?
No

Did horses cause a decrease in your ambition or efficiency?
No

After losing money on a horse did you feel you must buy another horse as soon as possible and win back your losses?
No

After a good ride, did you have a strong urge to return and ride more?
Yes

Do you often buy horse equipment until your dollar is gone?
Yes

Did you ever borrow to finance your horses?
No

Have you ever sold anything to finance horses?
Yes....horse poo and cow poo XD

Were you ever reluctant to use 'horse money' for normal expenditures?
Yes

Did horses make you careless of the welfare of yourself or your family?
Sometimes

Have you ever ridden longer than you have planned?
Yes

Have you ever ridden your horse to escape worry, trouble, boredom or loneliness?
Yes

Have you ever commited, or considered commiting, an illegal act to finance your horses?
No

Did horses cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?
Yes

Do arguments, disappointments or frustrations create within you and urge to ride?
Yes

Did you ever have an urge to celebrate any good fortune by a few hours of riding your horses?
Yes

Have you ever considered self destruction or suicide as a result of your horses?
No

My name is caitlin and I AM a compulsive horse owner
     
    09-29-2008, 01:43 AM
  #5
Weanling
well... it looks as though I have a compulsive horse problem. Although, I wouldn't consider it a problem... hmm does that mean I'm in denial? Lol
     
    10-05-2008, 06:22 PM
  #6
Foal
Wow, that is so me! Haha!
     
    10-06-2008, 04:02 AM
  #7
Foal
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dumas'_Grrrl
ONLY 7!!! I answered yes to...well...a lot more than that!

Hi, My name is Dumas'_Grrl...and I'm a compulsive horse owner! :P
Yes well...........

Hi, My name is Zanesgirl.....and i'm a compulsive horse (soon-to-be) owner
     
    10-14-2008, 03:59 PM
  #8
Yearling
Its more like my hobby/lifestyle not a problem...hehe
     

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