question to a redneck.
Where did you meet your wife?
Answer , at the family reunion.
Question, What was the first thing you noticed about her
Answer, Her sparkling white tooth.
Ohio game warden calling the W.Va game warden
I think we have one of your foxes caught in a trap over her.
W.va. Game warden , What makes you think it is one of our foxes?
Ohio game warden, Well, it has chewed off 3 legs and is still caught in
Please no flaming , intended for laughter only.
In Kentucky the schools teach the 3 R's
Readin, righten, and route to W.va.
A man from Arkansas went to the Dr. To get a vasectomy,
The Dr. Told him to put an M-80 in an empty pop can and light it
Then put it between his legs.
Not quite believing this , the man went to Alabama to get a second
Opinion, the Dr. After looking at his medical file asked if he was from
Arkansas, the man said yes. The Dr. Told him to take an M-80, place it
In an empty pop can, light the fuse and place between his legs.
I apologize if anyone finds these offensive.