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    06-01-2012, 12:07 AM
-when you tell people to move "over" (while touching them on their shoulder or something to that effect...) instead of politely saying excuse me. *Busted!!*
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    06-06-2012, 04:33 AM
My Friends Certainly agree with The Golf Course one, seeing as they are the ones who RODE on it!
    06-12-2012, 08:24 PM
Oh gosh every time I see a someone mowing there lawns all I can think about is what a waste of grass. For some reason always end up saying whoa for stop
    06-12-2012, 09:08 PM
I just thought of another one. . . I was racing a friend of mine on bikes about a year or two ago, and was trying to go faster. I found myself clucking and making kissing noises to the bike
    06-12-2012, 09:29 PM
You go to the dentist and the hygenist asks what that is on your shirt. Answer-"it is only horse boogers. They won't hurt you unless you touch them."
    06-23-2012, 05:23 AM
I say woah to my dog, then realise why its not working -.-
    06-23-2012, 05:59 AM
I love these! Everytime I see a golf course I always picture myself and Doc the best horse I've ever known cantering all over the place-especially straight, no turns, so smooth!
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    06-23-2012, 08:00 AM
- When your horse has a better diet than you do
    06-23-2012, 07:08 PM
Budweiser commercials <3 I've seen them all. And I always catch myself clucking to move the dog over... And yelling "WHOA"!! When the driver of a car slams the accelerator to get through a light... Oh and I see big grassy areas I instantly and very efficiently plan a cross country course in my mind xD
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    06-25-2012, 03:17 PM
At my barn we cluck and kiss to the RTV to make it go faster, and say whoa to make it stop but then we also praise it when it go over tarps and through curtains, so I guess it's just us being silly haha

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