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        06-26-2012, 11:21 AM
      #21
    Foal
    Your horses "clothes" are more expensive than yours.
    Ooooh I'm so guilty
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        06-28-2012, 11:59 AM
      #22
    Foal
    I swear I am so bad when it comes to #13! I can remember all of my horses medications, worming, everything. But if you asked me when my doctor appointment is, I have to check my phone. I have to set an alarm on my phone to remind me to take my meds every day! Lol
    And I can go out to the barn and clean and work all day cleaning grimy buckets and killing little spiders. Around the house I just lay around because I don't want to work and if there's the tiniest moth I am freaking out! Haha oh dear
         
        06-28-2012, 12:01 PM
      #23
    Foal
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SammyAnn    
    Your horses "clothes" are more expensive than yours.
    Ooooh I'm so guilty
    I am the same way :) If I am on a strict budget I won't go shopping for anything for me unless I "need" it.. but if I pass a tack sale, I just can't help myself. :)
         
        07-04-2012, 01:02 AM
      #24
    Foal
    -When I would rather spend a lot of time walking around the tack shop than the mall! and not even buy a single thing! (but soon I'll have a reason to yaaay )

    -When I cluck and make kissing noises to my dog..way too much!

    -When I would rather clean/sweep the barn aisles and the stalls than my own room (guilty of this one too many times!)
         
        07-08-2012, 03:44 PM
      #25
    Yearling
    horsey person

    I think I have to change no5 to girlfrend.
    And alfa off my clothes as I shave my head hold on ok no please sit down just thought of straw thaching.
    Oh boy lmsao im in stiches.
    Many thanks for the laugh thanks.
         
        07-10-2012, 04:33 PM
      #26
    Foal
    One of the worst I am guilty of is when my boyfriend gets poles for building at the house and I have slogged them to the arena to jump or built a new camp for horses.

    There are more repairs done to barn and horsebox than to house and truck.

    The animals are all fed before the human lot. (this really peeves the man off, as kids and I all horsey types)

    When horse gets cut call the vet and go hysterical, when man gets cut shrug shoulders and say no worries you can just chuck a band aid on that
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        07-10-2012, 10:28 PM
      #27
    Weanling
    #14 is DEF. Me! Every time I get gifts, one is always a horse-related item. I LOVE my horsey gifts, no matter what they are. Even the calenders. Esp. The model horses :)
         
        07-10-2012, 10:31 PM
      #28
    Weanling
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jfisher256    
    -When I would rather spend a lot of time walking around the tack shop than the mall! and not even buy a single thing! (but soon I'll have a reason to yaaay )

    -When I cluck and make kissing noises to my dog..way too much!

    -When I would rather clean/sweep the barn aisles and the stalls than my own room (guilty of this one too many times!)

    I have to agree with the tack shop one. I could spend ALL DAY in a tack shop just touching everything and not get bored. I would buy everything if I could
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        07-11-2012, 02:27 AM
      #29
    Yearling
    horsey things

    Well hours in tack shops your right I love a good serch and rummage and never leave with out some thing and not forgeting the e bay bug for more tack.
         
        07-11-2012, 04:13 AM
      #30
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    ...you sometimes go hungry but your horse never does.

    ...the smell of horse manure provides a flood of fond memories.

    ...you almost prick your ears in delight at the sight of green pasture.

    ...you paw with your foot while waiting at the traffic lights.

    ...the word 'horse' jumps out at you, even if the reference is to horsepower or a clotheshorse.

    ...you have to sit on your hands during work meetings because your fingernails are too filthy after morning muck-out.

    ...your pockets are full of chaff and you have to keep surreptitiously emptying them into the nearest bin.

    ...you see a horse in a paddock while driving or on the train, and suddenly you're 8 years old all over again.

    ...you turn every conversation into one about horses, to the frustration of everyone around you.

         

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