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    01-14-2007, 11:39 PM
you might be a horse person if....

You Might Be A Horse Person If...

* You get frequent flyer miles without ever being on a plane
* Hay twine is your solution to EVERYTHING
* The only hats you own are a cowboy hat and a helmet
* Your horse’s family tree is more complete than your own
* You are the one stealing all the socks for tail bags
* You cluck to people and other animals to make them move
* You own more bobby pins than the beautician m
* Your dad is concerned about you checking out the body of and flirting with a horse instead of a guy
* You have favorite wheelbarrows, shovels and pitchforks
* Your nice clothes are the ones without horse hair on them
* Every paper you write has to do with horses
* You are more interested in the trailer than the cute guy standing next to it
* Your horse’s stall is cleaner than your room
* Your plan your entire social life around horse shows and practice
* The centerfold of your magazine is a horse…. And there is NO swimsuit edition
* You say whoa to the dog
* Your motto is "if you have to ask you can’t afford it"
* You’d pay $200 + for a show shirt but refuse to pay more than $20 for jeans
* Your horse has more shoes than you do
* Your boots and hat are not a fashion statement
* You spend hundreds of dollars on a show for a 95 cent ribbon
* Your horses legs are shaved better than your own
* You are not ashamed to wear a hairnet and enough makeup for twenty people

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    01-15-2007, 12:41 AM
I am guilty of like all that.

But the boys....I think I would be on a date before going to the barn....I can go to the barn anytime I want but rarely does a guy ask me on a
    01-15-2007, 02:02 AM
I'm guilty of several of those....SEVERAL.......
    01-15-2007, 05:00 PM
I know, when I found that I just had to post it!
    01-15-2007, 11:05 PM
Haha I am guilty o so many o those. 'cept for the guy thing, I love my boyfriend. Hehe, although I did cancel our date the other day cause it was great riding weather. Hey, I don't get to ride much in the winter ok. :P
    01-16-2007, 12:04 AM
    01-16-2007, 12:23 AM
I would have done the same thing! How often do you get to wear a sleevless shirt in the winter????
    01-16-2007, 12:31 AM
Never, don't make me laugh
    01-16-2007, 12:42 AM
Lol, really !! It was so warm yesterday that I wore a sleevless and rode all day!!
    01-16-2007, 12:59 AM
Its below freezing all week in utah....Gah, And this is suppose to be a desert!!!

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