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post #1 of 11 Old 07-24-2012, 10:14 PM Thread Starter
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Yucky then, funny now!!

OK, so this isn't a joke but I do find it funny so I'll share,
My husband who does tile work for a livin got a job re-doing this older lady's floor, she was a sweet lady, smoked a lot, no teeth but sweet as pie. Every day that my husband was working at her house he would grab a handful of peanuts out of a bowl on her coffee table, he thought no big deal when he realized that after a couple of days had eaten them all.So he offered to give the lady a couple of bucks to refill her penut bowl (they were the plain kind anyway), she refused the money telling him " Don't worry about it Shug, I can't eat em anyways that's just leftovers cause I can only suck the salt off of em". After a minute of thinkin about it he realized that every penut he had eaten had been sucked clean by the lady. OOPS!! No need to re place the penuts.
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post #2 of 11 Old 07-24-2012, 10:19 PM
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Lmfao!!!!!!!!
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post #3 of 11 Old 07-25-2012, 01:12 AM
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ewwwww!!!!!

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post #4 of 11 Old 07-25-2012, 01:17 AM
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EWWWWWW! *shudders* Poor guy. Funny as anything, but glad it wasn't me!
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post #5 of 11 Old 07-25-2012, 11:59 AM
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I would have barfed... wow poor guy lol

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post #6 of 11 Old 07-26-2012, 03:36 PM
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Oh GROSS! Poor guy! Hahaha but that is hilarious though!
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post #7 of 11 Old 07-26-2012, 03:50 PM
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Riiiggghhhhtt.

It's a cute joke, but I heard it years and years ago. The only difference is that in the original version they were chocolate covered peanuts.

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post #8 of 11 Old 07-26-2012, 11:50 PM Thread Starter
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Nope, no choco-nuts here, just something that really did happen to him a few years back, but that's somethin that there's a joke like what happened to my old man too!!?? Boy makes me think that maybe the lady had heard it and thought of a good way to make him think twice before raidin someone's peanut jar!! Wish I had heard it so maybe I coulda warned him.!!Little too late now.But I gotta nother one to share about his bulldog and the dead rabbit, Ill post soon
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post #9 of 11 Old 07-27-2012, 06:18 AM
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It's more likely your husband heard the joke and decided to have a little fun with you. You apparently haven't gotten out much in the last 30 years if you'd never heard it before.

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post #10 of 11 Old 07-27-2012, 06:24 AM
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That joke is really old. I've heard it so many times and I'm barely 20.

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