OK, so this isn't a joke but I do find it funny so I'll share,
My husband who does tile work for a livin got a job re-doing this older lady's floor, she was a sweet lady, smoked a lot, no teeth but sweet as pie. Every day that my husband was working at her house he would grab a handful of peanuts out of a bowl on her coffee table, he thought no big deal when he realized that after a couple of days had eaten them all.So he offered to give the lady a couple of bucks to refill her penut bowl (they were the plain kind anyway), she refused the money telling him " Don't worry about it Shug, I can't eat em anyways that's just leftovers cause I can only suck the salt off of em". After a minute of thinkin about it he realized that every penut he had eaten had been sucked clean by the lady. OOPS!! No need to re place the penuts.