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        11-28-2012, 08:48 PM
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    I'd gather as much ammo as I could and batten down the hatches. Thankfully I live in a very rural area so there are only about 500 people in my town...and I've got more ammo than that right now. Other than that, I'd raid the grocery store and steal all the canned food. There are enough cows and deer around here that I wouldn't lack any meat (thankfully I know how to butcher them LOL).

    Other than that, I'm pretty anti-social so I'd be content to be by myself or with my family alone.
         
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        11-28-2012, 09:08 PM
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    You are my idol Tia. Just sayin...
    I hope you're not planning to squeeze in ahead of me into her group by saying nice things are you?
    You're my hero too Tia - Just sayin you know
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        11-28-2012, 09:31 PM
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    Originally Posted by smrobs    
    I'd gather as much ammo as I could and batten down the hatches. Thankfully I live in a very rural area so there are only about 500 people in my town...and I've got more ammo than that right now. Other than that, I'd raid the grocery store and steal all the canned food. There are enough cows and deer around here that I wouldn't lack any meat (thankfully I know how to butcher them LOL).

    Other than that, I'm pretty anti-social so I'd be content to be by myself or with my family alone.
    Well **** woman, you already have yourself made!! And to think I'm going to have to ride a few days just to GET to a rural area, and even then we got them darned redneck zombies to worry about.


    Now now, Jaydee, Sarah. There are plenty of positions of influence open in the Zombie Squid Clan....
         
        11-28-2012, 09:55 PM
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    Well **** woman, you already have yourself made!! And to think I'm going to have to ride a few days just to GET to a rural area, and even then we got them darned redneck zombies to worry about.


    Now now, Jaydee, Sarah. There are plenty of positions of influence open in the Zombie Squid Clan....
    whew - Sighs with relief. I really want that hat
         
        11-29-2012, 10:35 AM
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    whew - Sighs with relief. I really want that hat
    Jaydee you can be the official Squid Clan hat passer, that way you get to have control over all the squid hats :P
         
        11-29-2012, 10:52 AM
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    Green Broke
    So DH thinks we should all get together in Prince Edward Island and just destroy the confederation bridge.

    I think we should get a cruise ship. If anyone dies we behead them and throw them overboard. Cruise ship would be awesome. They are floating cities
         
        11-29-2012, 11:09 AM
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    If the outbreak happens when I'm in my city appartment, then I'm screwed. Hardly any weapons there, three cats to take care of, no car, appartment building in the very center of the capital city... A different scenario if I'm at work or at the barn. At work - big weapon supplies and I'm quite a good shot. If I'm at the barn - my horse is there for me to move away from the more populated areas. Weapons of choice - any gun, if I can get my hands on it, a spear (pretty good with those) and a machette. I can't run too fast, though, but I am a petite person, so I can hide well in small spaces.
         
        11-29-2012, 11:15 AM
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    Tia - I am so honoured to be given such an important position
    NB - Looks like you are formulating a good plan there - Keep up the good work
    Saranda - I avoid running at all costs - far too much like hard work
    Spears, bows and arrows - all good for when ammunition runs out though I will have to remember to bring my glasses so I can see what I'm aiming at - which means I have to remember where I put them
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        11-29-2012, 11:21 AM
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    I'm not too good at throwing spears - I'm good at using them in close combat, yet they give me the space needed to avoid a bite. I guess I'd also be able to remember some trap setting skills...

    And remember, friends - never, I mean NEVER EVER try to burn a zombie! A walker, or worse, a runner on fire is ten times more dangerous than an unlit zombie!

    I might try finding a settlement in the middle of the closest swamp, if I happen to be at the barn at that time. Silly zombies, they'd drown while trying to reach me! Bwahaha!
         
        11-29-2012, 11:30 AM
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    Green Broke
    HorseForum Zombie Hunters!! We will unite and create our own country. Now if we could get a space ship... we could go check out the Mars Rover and make a new planet...
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