Bring it on!!! Muahhh ha ha!!!!
I'm in the heart of the forest surrounded by thousands of armed farmers and hillbillies so if any get this far they will be lucky, then turned into pulp!
I figer they'll be pretty darn hungry so as they chase the chickens round the yard I'll be able to easily pick them off! Then if one gets too close I've got 400lbs. Of dog muscle to take them down while I stroll over and whack off their heads with my machete!
Bring it on!!! Die mother .......'s!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!! Posted via Mobile Device