I think I may start my own business, teaching riding. I could fill a valuable niche. Of course, students would have to pay me $75/hr lesson, because my style would be so unique.
This will be the format:
1 - The student rides the horse and does what she wants.
2 - I'll have a tape playing over and over. The tape will be of me saying, "Wow! You are an incredible rider! I wish I could ride that well!"
3 - Meanwhile, I'll surf the 'net with my headphones on.
But I'll want payment in advance, in case the student gets hurt from doing something stupid. I don't plan to look away from my computer until the 60 minute timer goes off. My contract with the parent will be that they assume all liability because I don't intend to teach squat or show any concern for the student's health or well-being.
I think I could make a small fortune...