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  1. WesternBella
    03-28-2012 11:25 PM - permalink
    WesternBella
    nononononono HES MINE x)
  2. ladyfern
    03-27-2012 11:15 PM - permalink
    ladyfern
    @preparing for horse ownership - THAT. IS. HILARIOUS!!! Especially the freight train bit. Know EXACTLY what that's like! :P
  3. ginofalltrades
    02-20-2012 05:52 PM - permalink
    ginofalltrades
    That is so funny...
  4. xXSerendipityXx
    02-12-2012 06:50 PM - permalink
    xXSerendipityXx
    Steps to prepare for horse ownership:
  5. xXSerendipityXx
    02-12-2012 06:49 PM - permalink
    xXSerendipityXx
    1. Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off, stupid! Get off!"
    2. Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall". Roll into a ball, and spring to your feet!
    3. Learn to grab your check book out of your purse/pocket and write out a $200 check without even looking down
    4. Jog long distances carrying a halter and holding out a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbor's what you're doing.They might as well know now.
    5. Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
    6. Hone your fibbing skills. "See hon, moving hay bales is fun!" and " I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million dollar horse won you first place - I'm just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place".
  6. xXSerendipityXx
    02-12-2012 06:49 PM - permalink
    xXSerendipityXx
    7. Practice dialing your chiropractors number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder, and one foot anchoring the lead rope of a frisky horse.
    8. Borrow the US Army slogan; "Be all that you can be'...( but add) bitten, thrown, kicked, slimmed, trampled."
    9. Lie face down in the mud in your most expensive riding clothes and repeat to yourself: "This is a learning experience, this is a learning experience ..."
    10. Marry Money

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  • About xXSerendipityXx
    Biography
    Erm, well I love horses?.. And people. Most of the time(x
    Location
    Fremont, California
    Interests
    HORSES<3 Cheer, Basketball, Soccer, Volleyball, Track, Softball. Possibly Football next year, too(x
    Occupation
    Just slaving away at school..
    Gender
    Female
    Current Status
    "If only you saw what I can see. You'd understand why I want you so desperately."
  • Signature
    Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

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