I can't believe any adult would think the Twilight garbage is even in the same universe as 'good', but I have grown nieces who like it. Much to my chagrin. I blame their clueless tastelessness on their mother's side of the family!
Sparkly, emo, angsty, homoerotic vampires who don't drink human blood? Spare me! Give me vampires like Colin Farrell in Fright Night
, Bram Stoker's Dracula
, and even the silent film Nosferatu
are vampires, not these weak, whiny, wimpy, sparkly excuses for blood suckers.