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post #1 of 5 Old 11-27-2008, 10:06 AM Thread Starter
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Misheard lyrics

So what kind of misheards you've done when you've heard some song? Lets publish them because misheards are often hilarious. Tell also the right version of the lyric.

Right: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends.
Wrong: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a mercedes benz? My friends all drop horses, I must make amends.
Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz

"On hyviä vuosia, kauniita muistoja, mutta kuitenkaan, en saata unohtaa,
Että koskaan en ole yksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Vaikka myrsky hetkeksi tyyntyykin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Ja pian taas uusin hönkäyksin, varjo seuraa onneain.
Hei tuu mun luo, pieneksi hetkeksi. Puhutaan, varjoni, valkoiseksi enkeliksi."

Pelle Miljoona - Varjo seuraa onneain

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post #2 of 5 Old 11-27-2008, 12:23 PM
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Muse offer a great many opportunities xD There are some lines in Time Is Running Out that go like this:

Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation
You'd never dream of breaking this fixation

I used to mishear them as:

Now that you know I'm trapped
Since ovulation
You'd never dream of breaking this fixation

It makes a weird kind of sense (accidental pregnancy?), and it turns out Matt does sing 'since ovulation' live xD

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post #3 of 5 Old 11-27-2008, 08:48 PM
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Hold me close, young tiny dancer
Hold me close, young Tony Danza

Don't go chasing waterfalls
Don't go Jason Waterfalls

Like a virgin held for the very first time
Like a virgin/version held for the thirty first time
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post #4 of 5 Old 11-30-2008, 11:05 AM
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lol BeauReba, I used to think the same thing about the Don't go chasing waterfalls.

My friend thought
I like big butts and I cannot lie
I like big buts in a can not live

I have never mixed any up that were funny though lol...sad :(

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post #5 of 5 Old 12-02-2008, 09:53 PM
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Dido, "I Will Go Down With This Ship"

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender

What I hear every time:
I will go down with this ship,
And I will poke my eyes out and surrender.
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