So these are often hilarious! Post your misheard song lyrics.
Janis Joplin - Mercedes Benz:
Correct: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Me: Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all drop horses, I must make amends.
Gloriana - Wild At Heart:
Correct: About Midnight, he tells her, I ain't got no come on lines.
Well I love you, or I'll try to.
Me: About Midnight, he tells her, ain't got no common life.
I love you, I love you.
Sugarland - It Happens:
Correct: Irrefutable, indisputable, fact is it happens.
Me: It's a beautiful, it's a beautiful, bad day.
Don't ask me how I managed to misheard some of them . I think I've already noticed somewhere that English isn't my first language.