^^Yea, may Anomia will be famous some day and then I can brag everywhere that I know them
I bet everyone that pushed Alexi around in his school years is probably like, "Oh, crap," nowadays.
To get back on topic, OP, maybe you should check out AFI. Their older stuff is more raw punk with swearing and suggestive content, punk yells and whatever, but Decemberunderground is more like, erm, "Scene-Poser Rock" (for lack of a better word) and contains nothing suggestive. Crash Love is their '09 compilation album and is completely clean - mostly just preaches the straight edge scene. I'm into Sing the Sorrow and earlier, but you might like the new stuff.
And I'm no "Frat-Rock" listener, but maybe check out Nickleback. The early stuff like Silver Side Up is kind of suggestive, but The Long Road and later is more clean.
And maybe you'd like female-fronted metal bands? Lacuna Coil and Evanscene come to mind, and maybe even Nightwish.
I can feel for you on the rap front and the sick stuff they sing about. "Imma pick up mah hookahs and roll by Rape Town, hangin' with mah dealahs and gangs, yo."