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    06-15-2012, 01:55 PM
  #21
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*Warning! Using FT will in all probability cause a certain amount of disassociation with family members and friends/peers who use traditional 'training formats.'



Ahhhh they plan for people telling them that's it's crazy in advance.


     
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    06-15-2012, 01:57 PM
  #22
Weanling
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!! These people are NUTS!!! What a line of bullsh*t they are selling. You know they are just doing this to make money. No one can be that gullable.....please tell me no one is that gullable....pleaaasssseeeee?????
     
    06-15-2012, 02:05 PM
  #23
Showing
DD, there are people who will buy into anything. Look at the 'rutabaga' sticks sold by certain -ahem- trainers for buckets of money.
     
    06-15-2012, 02:11 PM
  #24
Weanling
It just blows my mind. Sounds like a good way for someone to end up really hurt someday from a horse that doesn't respect them because they are not the alpha in the herd. Scary stuff!
     
    06-15-2012, 02:15 PM
  #25
Weanling
Sounds like televangelism of the horse world...*give us your money! So we can buy gold toilets and hookers!*

And if anyone thinks that's offensive....yep.
     
    06-15-2012, 02:18 PM
  #26
Showing
Pish, you don't buy hookers, you rent them!
     
    06-15-2012, 02:20 PM
  #27
Weanling
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Originally Posted by Speed Racer    
Pish, you don't buy hookers, you rent them!
touche'...
     
    06-15-2012, 02:22 PM
  #28
Weanling
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    06-15-2012, 02:25 PM
  #29
Weanling
Longshot...can I buy stock in this company
     
    06-15-2012, 02:25 PM
  #30
Foal
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Originally Posted by DressageDreamer    
It just blows my mind. Sounds like a good way for someone to end up really hurt someday from a horse that doesn't respect them because they are not the alpha in the herd. Scary stuff!
The video's are really, really, really, scary!
You don't have to go through the whole thing (video), but the expense of this "certification" is quite high.

If you're into this, just know that I am not saying anything against it, just kinda scared by it.
     

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