Join Date: May 2012
Location: middle of nowhere
• Horses: 0
Ok here it is!! I found my get rich ...um I mean my "assit the equine world" Product... It has been speculated that putting green horses in with well trained horses, assist the green horses become more "trainable" Well the shyste...um "scientists" here at Longshot laboratories have discovered that horses store training and knowledge not in their brains as would seem logical but in their hair! So we have scoured the pastu.. um world for the best trained horses on the planet and taken hair from them all. We then, through a propriatary process, processed the hair into easy to swallow tablets! Feed these to your horse for 30 days and they will absorb the training just as if you had stabled them with the well trained horse!! AMAZING!! UNBELIEVABLE!! Resulsts do vary, and if your horse has a pet dander, or peanuts, or BS allergy please do not give for more that 344 days. Just think you can have horses that act like they were stabled with the world famous Nat.. um Lippizaner stallions!! For just $99.98 (Plus $14.95 shipping and handling) you can get a 30 day supply! For just $49.95 more you can have hair from horses at the Westfall stables! (this costs more due to the necessity of gathering ingredients at night.. late.. when no one is around.. and to bail our collector out of jail for a trumped up "trespassing" charge) Yes that's right folks, no work, no hastles, the magic pill for horse training has finally arrived!!!!
As an early bird special the first 500 orders will recieve a 30 day supply of barrel racer excrement capsules guaranteed to make your old shetland turn and burn baby!!!
My Vet and Farrier are currently splitting my childeren's inheritance.