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post #21 of 96 Old 06-15-2012, 01:55 PM
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Ahhhh they plan for people telling them that's it's crazy in advance.


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post #22 of 96 Old 06-15-2012, 01:57 PM
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!! These people are NUTS!!! What a line of bullsh*t they are selling. You know they are just doing this to make money. No one can be that gullable.....please tell me no one is that gullable....pleaaasssseeeee?????

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DD, there are people who will buy into anything. Look at the 'rutabaga' sticks sold by certain -ahem- trainers for buckets of money.

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post #24 of 96 Old 06-15-2012, 02:11 PM
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It just blows my mind. Sounds like a good way for someone to end up really hurt someday from a horse that doesn't respect them because they are not the alpha in the herd. Scary stuff!

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sounds like televangelism of the horse world...*give us your money! So we can buy gold toilets and hookers!*

And if anyone thinks that's offensive....yep.
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post #26 of 96 Old 06-15-2012, 02:18 PM
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Pish, you don't buy hookers, you rent them!

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post #27 of 96 Old 06-15-2012, 02:20 PM
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Pish, you don't buy hookers, you rent them!
touche'...
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Ok here it is!! I found my get rich ...um I mean my "assit the equine world" Product... It has been speculated that putting green horses in with well trained horses, assist the green horses become more "trainable" Well the shyste...um "scientists" here at Longshot laboratories have discovered that horses store training and knowledge not in their brains as would seem logical but in their hair! So we have scoured the pastu.. um world for the best trained horses on the planet and taken hair from them all. We then, through a propriatary process, processed the hair into easy to swallow tablets! Feed these to your horse for 30 days and they will absorb the training just as if you had stabled them with the well trained horse!! AMAZING!! UNBELIEVABLE!! Resulsts do vary, and if your horse has a pet dander, or peanuts, or BS allergy please do not give for more that 344 days. Just think you can have horses that act like they were stabled with the world famous Nat.. um Lippizaner stallions!! For just $99.98 (Plus $14.95 shipping and handling) you can get a 30 day supply! For just $49.95 more you can have hair from horses at the Westfall stables! (this costs more due to the necessity of gathering ingredients at night.. late.. when no one is around.. and to bail our collector out of jail for a trumped up "trespassing" charge) Yes that's right folks, no work, no hastles, the magic pill for horse training has finally arrived!!!!
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Longshot...can I buy stock in this company

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It just blows my mind. Sounds like a good way for someone to end up really hurt someday from a horse that doesn't respect them because they are not the alpha in the herd. Scary stuff!
The video's are really, really, really, scary!

You don't have to go through the whole thing (video), but the expense of this "certification" is quite high.

If you're into this, just know that I am not saying anything against it, just kinda scared by it.

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