Oh for heaven's sake, lighten up. Gosh forbid some who replied tried to have a little fun in the thread, though I'm not surprised by the response of some considering the forum this happens to be in.
As for "ponies" - we call our 16.2 TB mare a "pony".
We love our pony (Shetland/Gypsy Vanner)!!! He thinks like a dog! Seriously, he will eat out of the trash can, chase our car, and come in the house if you let him!