A female friend of mine has been trying to get me to try riding for a while now, and I finally gave in. Her family owns a couple of horses and she is an avid rider. This was my first time on a horse. She was showing me a few moves and we were going pretty slowly on the horse until the horse all of a sudden came to a quick stop and I fell forward a bit and banged my man parts on the saddle.
I was so embarrassed and tried to hide that anything had happened. But I guess she somehow found out because right after it happened she mentioned that I might want to work tighty whitys to "keep it all in place so that wont happen", while laughing.