The OP was a troll, and had been here before in other guises. Sorry that you all wasted your time (and mine) helping him get his jollies.
He has been banned. If you find another person PMing you wierd questions, referring back to some thread that is either about bouncing boobs or ouchy balls, this guy's favorite subject, or if you recieve uninvited PM's of a disturbing nature, use the report button at the bottom of each PM and let us know. Thanks for your willingness to help a new member, even if their only reason to be here is not what you think it is.