My husband is my "little kid" when it comes to funny things. He is new to horses, like the last 6 weeks new. About 3 weeks ago my gelding was being nippy and he says to me "If he bites me I'm punching him in the balls." I just giggled and told him a gelding means he has no balls. So he turns to my gelding and rubs his nose and says, "You poor *******, I'd bite people too."
Then a week later I was getting ready for my English lesson and was adjusting my girth in the arena. Another rider brought her horse in, and DH quickly walks over to me and says, "Adjust your stirrups, their too long." I asked why he thought that, and he pointed to the other rider and says, "Just look at hers." So I looked and I realized she just had the irons pulled up to the top of the leathers so they didn't bang against her mares sides. I tried my best not to crack a smile when I explained it to him.