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post #11 of 21 Old 09-28-2013, 12:56 AM
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My husband is my "little kid" when it comes to funny things. He is new to horses, like the last 6 weeks new. About 3 weeks ago my gelding was being nippy and he says to me "If he bites me I'm punching him in the balls." I just giggled and told him a gelding means he has no balls. So he turns to my gelding and rubs his nose and says, "You poor *******, I'd bite people too."

Then a week later I was getting ready for my English lesson and was adjusting my girth in the arena. Another rider brought her horse in, and DH quickly walks over to me and says, "Adjust your stirrups, their too long." I asked why he thought that, and he pointed to the other rider and says, "Just look at hers." So I looked and I realized she just had the irons pulled up to the top of the leathers so they didn't bang against her mares sides. I tried my best not to crack a smile when I explained it to him.
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post #12 of 21 Old 09-28-2013, 01:11 AM
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Love it!! Kids are hysterical. ;)
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post #13 of 21 Old 10-01-2013, 09:50 PM
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This made me chuckle! Wow, that must've made your week!

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post #14 of 21 Old 10-01-2013, 09:52 PM
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And I want a molasses, a mole, and a ponkey! Plus a mini mule!

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post #15 of 21 Old 11-03-2013, 03:09 PM
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XD Little kids are funny. They always make up odd stories too!

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post #16 of 21 Old 11-03-2013, 03:21 PM
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oh my goodness I love kids and the crazy things they say!!! At my camp I hear so many strange and funny things I started to write them down :P I will never forget when I was matching up my campers with their horses and was asking them their riding experience. These were littler kids so I was asking multiple basic questions to get a feel for their nerves. I got to one little guy and asked "have you ever ridden before?" he looked at me like I was the dumbest person in the world, crossed his arms, and said with a straight face "I haven't ridden a real horse before, but I have Netflix so I basically know everything about riding."
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post #17 of 21 Old 12-04-2013, 01:08 PM
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LOL, I love little kids with horses :) My neighbor's three-year old boy is in LOVE with my mare. Whenever he sees me working with her, he points and yells "FOR-SEE!" (Horsey). It's so cute, watching such a little guy get so excited about horses, and not even be nervous to sit up on all 15 hands of her by himself :) I've always wanted to help teach little kids about horses. I'm actually looking into a summer camp job for 2014. I guess we'll see :)
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post #18 of 21 Old 12-04-2013, 08:50 PM
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Working at a summer camp is one of the most rewarding jobs I have ever had :) I highly suggest it! Let me know if you need any information! I see that you live a looooong way away from MI but I know a few camp people that could give me some information on some great camps :) If you do decide to apply, start like... now lol Camps start looking at apps December-February and hire March-May at the latest!

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post #19 of 21 Old 12-05-2013, 11:35 PM
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Working at a summer camp is one of the most rewarding jobs I have ever had :) I highly suggest it! Let me know if you need any information! I see that you live a looooong way away from MI but I know a few camp people that could give me some information on some great camps :) If you do decide to apply, start like... now lol Camps start looking at apps December-February and hire March-May at the latest!
That would be awesome actually :) I don't want to take too much of your time, but if you could give me names or places that would be great! :)
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post #20 of 21 Old 12-06-2013, 02:55 PM
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Of course! I'd be more than happy to help :) I'll get in touch with a few people and see what I can find out for ya! ;) I'll PM you with the information when I get it :)

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