I had to think of this for all of.. .01 of a second - STORK!!
My body has never been the same after having my kiddies.. I hated pregnancy, hated labour, hate the way my body has changed. I do love my kids, but c'mon... a bird drops them off for me or I go through the PITA of pregnancy.. yup, I'll even buy bird food for the stork for afterwards :)
Stop for a minute, open your mind, learn. You may not agree with what I say, I may not agree with what you say but we will both learn something new.