These are funny! I have one too...
I used to have to drive my son to a lot of medical appointments in a big city when he was a toddler because he had been a preemie and was still trying to catch up to kids his age.
He wasn't one to parrot words adults would say and was always a quiet baby.
I never have been trilled with driving in large cities with 4 to 6 lanes of traffic each way, let alone as often as I was having to do it, so my patience was a little thin when someone completely cut me off and almost caused an accident.
Although my windows were up, in a knee-jerk reaction I said "Asshole!" in a loud voice while trying to regain control of my SUV.
I straightened up, regained my regular heartbeat, and kept driving.
About 1 or 2 minutes later I hear this small quiet voice say "Ahh Hoh..... ahh hoh... mahmy ... ahhh hoh!"
Up to this point he had only ever said mahmy (mommy) and buhbu (bubbles) and I was thrilled that after two years of speech therapy he finally parroted a word, but did it have to be asshole
I groaned and laughed at the same time and all the way home (an hour) he just kept chirping "Ahh hoh."
I never cursed in front of him again.