Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Germany- but not German =D
I have no children of my own, but my friend's kid is absolutely hysterical.
Sat in the garden with a glass of wine, she looks over to see DS feeding his ice cream to the dog. One lick for me, one lick for you. Tells him to stop, its not nice and the food was bought for him. He turns around, stomps away and she calls after him. Has a HUGE hole in the back of his new tshirt. 'Son, where have you been playing, you have a hole in your tshirt!' Keep in mind this kid is 3.. turns around, hand on hip and sighs. 'Mummy, its a pocket' and storms away. He had mistaken the tiny pocket on front as to what she was asking. I spat a mouthful of wine over her.
Another time, at the yard, he was riding their little pony. Begin trotting and he lets out a yowl. 'Mummy! No. I said NO! It hurts my winky'- My riding lesson was futile after that.