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        04-07-2014, 02:19 PM
      #121
    Foal
    There's a ten year age gap between me and my sister, so I got to watch her grow up through all her funny child moments.

    One year the family went on a short holiday just before Christmas, to a game park a few hours away. The drive went on quite late, and my sister fell asleep. We woke her up when we reached the town we were staying in so she could see the Christmas lights and decorations.

    She looked around, blinked, and said in a very surprised voice, "Oh, is it Christmas time here, too?"

    We couldn't stop laughing!
         
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        04-08-2014, 01:51 AM
      #122
    Foal
    There are sure lots of funny kids in this thread....I love them all.

    When my triplet girls were in kindergarten. I remember my one daughter came home and said to us d " We're going to have s.e.x.'
    My husband and I looked at her quite funny (the word was never used in our house) so...I asked "What did you say?"

    She looked at me abit annoyed "We're going to have s.e.x"
    I was really gettting perplexed so I asked again " What are you going to have?"
    "SNACKS!!! MOM!!! WE'RE HAVING SNACKS!!!"

    Husband and I still chuckle about it to this day.
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        02-23-2015, 03:39 AM
      #123
    Super Moderator
    A friends son, having a roast dinner, his favourite, was best part through his meal when he suddenly looked very sad.

    When asked why he was sad he replied, "I was saving my best bits until last and now I am to full to eat them!"
         
        02-25-2015, 08:48 PM
      #124
    Showing
    When the youngest bro was 3, he frequently made references to ho ho. This went on for months, driving us crazy trying to figure out what ho ho meant. Finally, one day my older sis had him on her lap and was perusing a Life magazine. One the last page was a pic of Santa with a bottle of coke. "There's ho ho" declared my bro, pointing at Santa. Of course, Santa says "Ho Ho"
         
        02-26-2015, 10:15 AM
      #125
    Green Broke
    When my middle daughter was around 4or5 she asked my cousin at a family gathering "What is an Orgasim" needless to say he was at a loss for words an after an embarrassing red face and much laughing He finally said, "Go ask your mother."

    He is a big X marine.
         
        02-26-2015, 10:28 AM
      #126
    Weanling
    My daughter , aged 3, in the back seat when I got pulled over for speeding. As the officer was walking up to our car, she shakily asked 'are we going to jail'?...ahhh, too much tv ... ?

    Grandson, aged ?3, in a cranky mood said 'my Mommy says me needs to be a big boy, but me don't want to be a big boy, me wants to stay the way me am'. Where'd he get that kind of grammar..>????

    Same Grandson-playing with a fake walky-talky ,age 5, "MayDate, MayDate, are you there? '
    And about the same age-was a big fan of The Justice League cartoons, but corrected me on the pronounciation "no Nanna, it's JusDis Lead."

    Son, aged 3, was instructed to tell his big sister to give him back his candy that Mom was serious and "I mean it". What he said was 'Mommy said give me back my candy. I'm mean and I'm serious!". He got the candy back.

    Fay
         
        02-27-2015, 06:31 PM
      #127
    Showing
    We had a huge oversized St. Bernard. My son, barely 4, put on his cowboy had and decided to ride his "horse" to fix some cattle. He lined him up with the stereo which was in a cabinet. Using his bare toes he used a bit of trim to mount his "horse". The dog promptly sat and my little cowboy slid off. This went on a few more times, testing the patience of both when the dog decided to drop his head and the cowboy tumbled off. Off came the hat and my son whapped the dog on the head with it "You stupid horse, no grass for you". I could see this from the kitchen and almost exploded trying to contain the laughter.
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