One from a new friend, who had been babysitting her granddaughter.
Little girl is horse mad, and has been allowed to play with the foals under supervision, and has even been out to catch 'her' horse on her own, 30 year old Morgan retired sweetie. One day the GD comes out, shortly after weaning time, and gets told by grandma to stay out of the colt pen, because they are still a bit off.
Little girl is good and follows grandma around doing chores, but then goes missing, and Grandma is horrified to see her ducking under the rail into the colt pen, and then even more horrified when a colt kicks and catches the little one.
She runs over and pulls her out, checks around the tears and running nose that she isn't hurt, then asks her if she has learned anything. Through the sobbing and soggy mess she hears
" Gramma I learned to stay out if the f***ing colt pen"
My friend swears she didn't say it first, but they made a pact that maybe they wouldn't tell mummy any of it.