I'll start with one - Early last year one of the fish was erm.. doing the backstroke. So she says to me what is the fish doin.. and I reply he was sleeping. She looks at me and says - Mommy, he's dead, don't be silly!
So anyway, move on a few months and one of her kitten's has a fight with a car... I'll let you guess who won. I decide, being the brainbox that I am, that if she could handle a fish being dead she can handle a kitten being dead. WRONG!!! The only thing that stopped her crying was my little lad grabbing her sweets off her. She still has random moments of crying saying she misses her kitten Major major parenting fail.