I so love Babel Fish translations, followed a link for a horse and ended up on a German page, ran it through the translator and got this
„ the body captivates by opulente portions in generous alignment, which some more putting up to be wished would be. The three immaculate basic paces are characterized by clear clock security, large upper arm freedom and remarkable reinforcement possibilities. Good hooves, large joints and an unshakeable temper require likewise the special mention “,
I'm going to steal that, I'm no longer fat, ' I have opulent portions, in generous alignment'