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post #1 of 10 Old 02-05-2012, 11:32 PM Thread Starter
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Just a laugh...

Something to brighten your day, hopefully. A joke my friend made.

If we are what we eat then I need to find a skinny person.
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post #2 of 10 Old 02-05-2012, 11:34 PM
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No Pic????

Cross Country- The act of hurling yourself and your equine partner at a stationary object with poise and grace while attempting to survive...
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post #3 of 10 Old 02-06-2012, 12:21 AM
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LOL yeah I'd like to see a pic of that bahahaha
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post #4 of 10 Old 02-06-2012, 12:47 AM
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yea me too lol

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post #6 of 10 Old 02-06-2012, 08:31 AM Thread Starter
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Sorry no pics... it was just a comment he made on facebook. I thought it was great and had to share.
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post #7 of 10 Old 02-15-2012, 11:09 PM
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LOL that is funny!

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post #8 of 10 Old 02-15-2012, 11:16 PM
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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slow poke.

That is one of my father-in-laws favorite jokes. I miss him daily.
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post #9 of 10 Old 02-15-2012, 11:25 PM
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Actually, I will never forget the one line from the book "Zorba the Greek". He said, " you aren't what you eat, you are what you ***t". Meaning, it's not so much what you take into your body, but what you do with it, manifested in what's left over, that makes you the person you are.
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post #10 of 10 Old 02-17-2012, 02:30 AM
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My dad's favorite joke is - Why are horses such bad dancers? - They have 2 left feet. :)
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