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Top 10 Spookey Things
Top 10 Spookey Things from a Horse's Point of View
10. Blowing Paper:
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."
9. Barking Dogs:
"What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"
8. Puddles of Water:
7. Trash Cans:
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."
6. Babies and Li'l Kids:
"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."
5. Plaid Horse Blankets:
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds 100 lbs."
4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:
"Dreaded North American Trail Snakes."
"Cute, cleaver, hardy. They want to take over the world."
2. Windy Days:
"Two Words: impending tornado."
1. Carts and Wagons:
"Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? It's just not right."
More to add:
"There IS something stalking me!!! PROOF!"
"Look at them! They are full of furry evilness!!"
"Obviously very scary!"
"It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."
"NOTHING that makes that much noise can possibly be safe"
Cell phones ringing:
"Its like horror music, it makes scary situations worse."
hahaha that is so funny!!!! :)
The flap opens and it'll swallow me whole
Did you see that thing pop up out of nowhere?!
What the heck is that?! Its seriously going to eat me.
Mules and donkeys: "They're mutants! They're mutants!"
Small birds flying out of bushes: "That could have been a mountain lion!"
Horse Trailers: "Caves on wheels!"
I need to spook at that bush that's been in the same corner of the arena since I've lived here...you never know when it will jump out and eat me!!
Frogs in nearby bodies of water that choose to go ribbit just as you are passing by
Mountain bike rider in goggles and orange (during hunting season) approaching on the trail - looks to be someone who landed here in a UFO to Montana. Do a 180 and RUN!!!
I have to add:
Their shadow! "what issss that?! omg omg,... phew.. its just me again."
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