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paintedpastures 10-26-2011 11:31 PM

Top 10 Spookey Things
 
Top 10 Spookey Things from a Horse's Point of View

10. Blowing Paper:
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

9. Barking Dogs:
"What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"

8. Puddles of Water:
"Quicksand."

7. Trash Cans:
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."

6. Babies and Li'l Kids:
"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."

5. Plaid Horse Blankets:
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds 100 lbs."

4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:
"Dreaded North American Trail Snakes."

3. Ponies:
"Cute, cleaver, hardy. They want to take over the world."

2. Windy Days:
"Two Words: impending tornado."

1. Carts and Wagons:
"Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? It's just not right."

Lakotababii 10-27-2011 04:27 PM

More to add:

Shadows:
"There IS something stalking me!!! PROOF!"

Squirrels:
"Look at them! They are full of furry evilness!!"

Water:
"Obviously very scary!"

Mud:
"It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."

Tarps:
"NOTHING that makes that much noise can possibly be safe"

Cell phones ringing:
"Its like horror music, it makes scary situations worse."

kait18 10-27-2011 04:30 PM

hahaha that is so funny!!!! :)

LetAGrlShowU 10-27-2011 04:41 PM

Mailboxes:
The flap opens and it'll swallow me whole

Storm Drains:
Did you see that thing pop up out of nowhere?!

Llamas:
What the heck is that?! Its seriously going to eat me.

trailhorserider 10-28-2011 10:05 PM

Mules and donkeys: "They're mutants! They're mutants!"

Small birds flying out of bushes: "That could have been a mountain lion!"

Horse Trailers: "Caves on wheels!"

trailhorserider 10-28-2011 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lakotababii (Post 1213764)

Mud:
"It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."

I really do think they think this way! :lol:

RiddlesDarkAngel5 10-31-2011 10:13 PM

I need to spook at that bush that's been in the same corner of the arena since I've lived here...you never know when it will jump out and eat me!!

MyBoyPuck 10-31-2011 10:26 PM

Tree stumps

Frogs in nearby bodies of water that choose to go ribbit just as you are passing by

MoonlightEm 11-07-2011 06:16 PM

Mountain bike rider in goggles and orange (during hunting season) approaching on the trail - looks to be someone who landed here in a UFO to Montana. Do a 180 and RUN!!!

LetAGrlShowU 11-07-2011 06:26 PM

I have to add:

Their shadow! "what issss that?! omg omg,... phew.. its just me again."


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