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paintedpastures 10-26-2011 11:31 PM

Top 10 Spookey Things
Top 10 Spookey Things from a Horse's Point of View

10. Blowing Paper:
"At any moment it could whip up into our faces, covering our noses. We could suffocate. And don't try to tell us you'd do CPR."

9. Barking Dogs:
"What? You've never read Steven King's CUJO?"

8. Puddles of Water:

7. Trash Cans:
"They've been known to swallow horses and transport them into another dimension."

6. Babies and Li'l Kids:
"Long lost tribe of horse-eating pygmies."

5. Plaid Horse Blankets:
"Hey, when was the last time you wore plaid? It adds 100 lbs."

4. Ropes and Hoses on the Ground:
"Dreaded North American Trail Snakes."

3. Ponies:
"Cute, cleaver, hardy. They want to take over the world."

2. Windy Days:
"Two Words: impending tornado."

1. Carts and Wagons:
"Look. You put a human on our backs, we can always buck them off. But hitching a horse to a wheeled object? It's just not right."

Lakotababii 10-27-2011 04:27 PM

More to add:

"There IS something stalking me!!! PROOF!"

"Look at them! They are full of furry evilness!!"

"Obviously very scary!"

"It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."

"NOTHING that makes that much noise can possibly be safe"

Cell phones ringing:
"Its like horror music, it makes scary situations worse."

kait18 10-27-2011 04:30 PM

hahaha that is so funny!!!! :)

LetAGrlShowU 10-27-2011 04:41 PM

The flap opens and it'll swallow me whole

Storm Drains:
Did you see that thing pop up out of nowhere?!

What the heck is that?! Its seriously going to eat me.

trailhorserider 10-28-2011 10:05 PM

Mules and donkeys: "They're mutants! They're mutants!"

Small birds flying out of bushes: "That could have been a mountain lion!"

Horse Trailers: "Caves on wheels!"

trailhorserider 10-28-2011 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by Lakotababii (Post 1213764)

"It is going to make me get stuck. I will then be stuck forever while my friends leave me. As I am stuck I will obviously be attacked by a pack of coyotes."

I really do think they think this way! :lol:

RiddlesDarkAngel5 10-31-2011 10:13 PM

I need to spook at that bush that's been in the same corner of the arena since I've lived never know when it will jump out and eat me!!

MyBoyPuck 10-31-2011 10:26 PM

Tree stumps

Frogs in nearby bodies of water that choose to go ribbit just as you are passing by

MoonlightEm 11-07-2011 06:16 PM

Mountain bike rider in goggles and orange (during hunting season) approaching on the trail - looks to be someone who landed here in a UFO to Montana. Do a 180 and RUN!!!

LetAGrlShowU 11-07-2011 06:26 PM

I have to add:

Their shadow! "what issss that?! omg omg,... phew.. its just me again."

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