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sarahver 11-14-2011 04:08 PM

Horse's view of the world
 
Found this and had to share! I like the one about the trainer the best :lol:



A Horse's View of the World
  • Arena: Place where humans can take the fun out of forward motion
  • Bit: Means by which a rider's every motion is transmitted to the sensitive tissue of the mouth.
  • Bucking: counterirritant
  • Crossties: gymnastic apparatus
  • Dressage: Process by which some riders can eventually be taught to respect the bit.
  • Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing
  • Grain: Sole virtue of domestication
  • Hitching rail: Means by which to test one's strength
  • Horse trailer: Mobile cave bear den
  • Hot walker: The lesser of two evils
  • Jump: An opportunity for self-expression
  • Latch: Type of puzzle
  • Lungeing: Procedure for keeping a prospective rider at bay
  • Owner: Human assigned responsibility for one's feeding
  • Rider: Owner overstepping its bounds
  • Farrier: Disposable surrogate owner; useful for acting out aggression without compromising food supply.
  • Trainer: Owner with mob connections
  • Veterinarian: Flightless albino vulture

LoveStory10 11-15-2011 06:43 AM

I LOVE the fence one. They all had me giggling like a nut :lol:

ItzKayley 11-15-2011 07:31 AM

They are great! :-D
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Allison Finch 11-15-2011 08:24 AM

Great post Sara!
I am often the victim of a horse's "self expression" over jumps! Lol!

sarahver 11-15-2011 08:26 PM

Glad to give you guys a giggle! I like the arena description too actually heh.

xeventer17 11-16-2011 04:36 AM

Love it!

eastsea 12-19-2011 01:38 AM

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Fence: Barrier that protects good grazing
THIS! Must have been too frustrating for the horse. haha!

HarleyD 02-12-2012 04:45 AM

OMG those are great. I love the ferrier, and the vet. And my Mule definitely agrees with the trailer one.

ChingazMyBoy 02-12-2012 06:17 AM

Oh my god. This is hilarious.
It actually has Chinga written all over it, quite sad really. Allison - I so agree, I too have been left being a horses 'self expression' over fences. It's, ehh wonderful?

Elly 02-12-2012 07:09 AM

Haha that fence one is good ;D


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