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Do you react like this when you see a spider?
Yes, yes I do.....
yeah pretty much no matter what size the stupid thing is
I remember when Husband was in Afghanistan there was a spider in Max's bathroom so I shut the door and put a towel in the jam. When he called to check in I told him about the spider and he asked me if I had squished it so I explained the door and the towel. He told me to get the little handheld vaccuum and suck it up. So I did. While I was on the phone with him. I went into that bathroom with my son glued to my rear and and I very slowly tip-toed around until I found it. On the wall, behind the toilet, near the mirror. I took that vacuum and I turned it on and I squeeled and I screamed and I bounced and I yelped and I did the oogie woogie jiggley hoooohuuumheehuuu..... And I dropped the phone...
He was mad at me. He said I can't behave that way when he's so far away and he can't see what's going on...
Another time... when Max was a baby... Maybe about two, we were sitting on the couch watching Arachnaphobia and I was jumping and squeezing and grabbing him and ... Husband took him away... I remember he got up out of his chair and he said...."Give me the baby"... I was like... Why???
I'm not scared. I'm the spider hunter around here.
I have a war cry that isn't quite appropriate for the forum. My husband does not like it either, but I tell him that if I'm the one doing the killing it's better me calling the spider the naughty words than me calling him that for being a wuss. LOL!
This is MY reaction!!!
YES!!! My boyfriend had a good laugh just last night when he squished one. It was hanging from a thread of silk all crimped up and missing some of it's creepy eight legs, of course he had to come at me with it and try to swing it toward me. "No! Don't! Seriously Andy don't!" Then I jumped off the couch for the other room
Do I need to say anything more? I think not!
I ate a spider once. I was talking on a trail ride and my mouth was open and in it went. I swallowed it. crap. Just typing about it has me dry heaving again.
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