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MHFoundation Quarters 05-25-2012 10:29 AM

Funny things kids say!
 
Had a funny conversation with my kiddo last night. She will be 7 tomorrow. We were in the car heading home from the grocery store. She brings up what she wants to be when she grows up. Our coversation went like this:

DD "Mom, I'm going to be a Doctor when I grow up."
Me "You are? What kind? Like the surgeon that fixed grandma's heart?"
DD "NO mom, like a foot Doctor, they don't have to work as hard."

Way to be thinking ahead kid! :lol:

So what funny things have your kiddos said?

Lakotababii 05-25-2012 01:30 PM

Well she is my niece, but close enough right :wink:

My parents were watching my 4 year old niece. They had just recently bought a German Shepherd puppy, and he wasn't yet house trained. He always got a little excited with new people around and had a bad habit of peeing on the floor when excited. So someone new comes in the house, Gunner peed on the floor in the kitchen, and my dad, without thinking said "Ah, Gunner pissed on the floor."

Didn't think anything of it, until my sister (my niece's mother) came home. Aislynn (the 4 year old) promptly tells her mother in a proud voice that "Mommy, Gunner hissed on the floor!!"

My dad didn't know whether to be embarrassed or just laugh. Aislynn still claims that they "hiss" when they pee :lol:

MHFoundation Quarters 05-25-2012 04:27 PM

That's great! Kids are so entertaining :)

FlyGap 05-25-2012 06:56 PM

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So my daughters first words were:
"Please"
"Thank You"
"Hi"
"Oh, Sh*t!"

Guess that's what she heard the most.

Funny story...
My husband was watching his 5 year old nephew while hub was weed eating the venue.
Nephew was following along in his battery operated jeep. Kid stopped and hub watched as the kid put on his seat belt. Hub thought "smart kid for a 5 year old". Before hub realized it the kid slammed on the gas and ramped a drainage ditch! He went flying out even though he had his seatbelt on and the jeep fell on top of him. Hub ran over to help him and yelled "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!" Kid's reply, "Thought I could make it, d*mn seatbelt didn't work."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DD!!!!! E turned 7 in March, man this is going QUICK!

Roperchick 05-25-2012 07:24 PM

well idk if its funny or just awkward.....when my cousin brought her daughters out to the farm to see my horses i was riding Charlie and one of the girls asked if he was a big stallion....when i told her no hes a gelding she asked what the difference was.....hod do you tell a 4 yr old girl the difference??

then her other daughter (7) climbed into the poop truck (old pickup we pile all the wheelbarrows of crap on to takt to the dump) playing queen of the hill and i told her that that was a load of crap....and she got mad but then realized "oh its an actual load of horse/cow crap" and started crying and wouldnt talk to anybody the rest of the day.


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