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Golden Horse 06-16-2012 01:37 PM

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

waresbear 06-16-2012 01:44 PM

You forgot.....
5 to "like" the lightbulb post! Haha, this was funny!

Golden Horse 06-16-2012 01:45 PM

and 7 to share pics of light bulbs they have known

equiniphile 06-16-2012 02:14 PM

1 to close the thread 6 months later when it gets out of hand yet again ;-)

tinyliny 06-16-2012 02:26 PM

and 3 to scream "Troll!"

Carp 06-16-2012 03:47 PM

Im the lurker guy....sorrry!

Jake and Dai 06-16-2012 04:26 PM

:rofl:

Ripplewind 07-08-2012 11:17 PM

I tend to lurk, too....sorry.

Roperchick 07-08-2012 11:28 PM

3 to just shake their heads say "this is beyond my help" and go to a different thread

VT Trail Trotters 07-09-2012 09:03 AM

I dont know who i am but this is to funny! xD


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